Do you know which are the most powerful words in the world?
"I Don't Know"
Starting from schooling days.
Teacher: "Edwin, do you know how to do this question?"
Me:"i dont know"
Teacher: "nevermind sit down, john, you know?"
Teacher: did you know you shouldn't do this?!
Edwin: I dont know
Teacher: Nvm next time dun do again ah!
While a bunch of friends are deciding what to do after school
Tom: Where you wanna go?
Edwin: I dont know.
Tom: nvm i will ask john to think of a place.
These are just some examples.
The most powerful "i dont know" has yet to come.
watch how i use "i dont know" to get some free cheese cake!
I walked into the usual cheese cake shop.
Intending to get a dozen cheese cake.
however i do not have any money on me.
so i decided to use the "i dont know" to get away.
Right infront of me, a huge sign displayed the cost of the cheese cake "$2.00/piece"
But I DONT KNOW its there even though i just saw it.
Took a dozen cheese cake and placed it on the counter.
ME: can you help me wrap these up.
The staff helped me wrap the cheese cake and said: $24.00 sir.
I heard it loud and clear but i decided to act as if I DONT KNOW and walked out of the shop with the cheese cake.
Another staff stopped me and requested that i pay for the cheese cake.
"what?! 24.00?! WHY SHOULD I PAY?! I DONT KNOW IT IS NOT FREE!!!"
The staff explained that there is a huge sign stating "$2.00/piece"
"what?! WHY SHOULD I PAY?! I DONT KNOW THAT THE FREAKING BIG SIGN WITH RED BOLD WORDS IS THERE!"
The staff explained that the cashier did mention its 24.00 for 12 cheese cake.
"WHAT?! I DONT KNOW! I JUST SO COINCIDENTALLY HAPPEN TO BE DEAF JUST AS THE TOTAL COST WAS MENTIONED. I SO COINCIDENTALLY HAPPEN TO BE BLIND WHEN I WALK PAST THE PRICE BOARD!"
The manager came out to check what was the commotion about.
I told him, " I DONT KNOW! I DONT KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT FREE!! I JUST HAPPEN TO TURN INTO A TOTAL RETARD WHEN I STEP INTO THE CAKE SHOP!"
The manager did not buy my story.
But i know, this cake shop people are very easy to scared one.
"i will email your management to say you charge me for something that I DONT KNOW has charges"
you know what? i walked out of the shop not with 12 but 24 freaking free cheese cake.
so the next time you visit this cake shop again.. and want some free cheese cakes? just say the magic word I DONT KNOW!
28 February 2010
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