i seriously wonder who the hell invented cosmetics and 'make-ups'.
why invent something that makes a once beautiful lady into a monster.. this is atrocious!!

just got promoted to sgt. the rank feels so heavy on the shoulders.. maybe its just too heavy for me to carry.

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been almost 6 months since i last bowled.
went yishun safra to bowl today.
bowled like shit, but thats not the main point.
my middle finger is gone.
probably from the friction created between the tip of the middle finger and the ball while bowling. it caused a tear and subsequently turned into a hole at the top segment of the middle finger.. any deeper it would have reached my flesh already.

knn.. i m typing this post with my ring finger lor.. the middle finger is handicapped already. luckily i dun use it to point at ppl one.. haha. erps.

ok i will stop complaining of the pain like a gay.. but its really painful when the water touches the wound..zzz...

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Saturday and sundays!
... still have to work..zzzz

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wa... dunno what to say about this female cop sia..

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so, how did my spend 17th april?
woke up in the morning.. went to work.. came back at 2345hrs.
thats how i spend it.. -.-''' worked the whole day. erps!

anyways, thanks for all the 'happy birthdays!'
and i think this is one of the better birthdays in 20 years cuz there is no cake this year.. whaha!!
honestly, i hate singing songs, blowing candles, making wish and cutting cakes. it just makes me feel so old!!

there's an ulcer in my mouth.. damit so pain!

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thanks jel for being the first to wish me happy birthday at 0001hrs.. haha.
ooo.. i have turned 20.. and i am working for the whole day on my birthday.. what a great way to celebrate turning 20.. haha.

i am no longer a teenager.. but how i wish i m still a teenager..
20 sounds so old.. it sounds like 30.. cant imagine how 30 is when i turn 30.. it probably sounds like 40 when i m 30.

and thanks to the gang for the banana and the watch.. haha.. as for the birthday wish.. hm..
all i want is "motivation".

blah.. back to playing my comp!

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This guy was tasered 5 times. Its like 50 000volts, no kidding.

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went sentosa with the gang today.
the last time we went there together was on 15 dec 2007, that was like 1 year 4 months ago.
wow time really flies huh?

rmb the last time we went there, i tried to piggyback pris but dropped her like a sack of potatoes a couple of times before finally able to piggyback her. haha.

The water and beach really wore me out.
Beach volleyball. what's that?
we dont even know how to play. just whacking a ball here and there.. and actually spend most of the time picking up the ball than playing.. haha.

ended up playing captain's ball and cards instead.

went vivo and ate at secret recipe after that. the plain ice water cost 50 cents ok.. but ice without water is free of charge. so the water cost 50 cents!! That's omg ridiculous.

had a nice day outside.. haha..

but.. thinking of work tml is really sian.. wish i wasnt working tml.

something to add.. girls can really bear grudges.. seriously.

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41 Stupid Things to Do in a Men's Public Restroom

by Jason Roth


Introduce yourself to the guy at the next urinal.

Turn the light off while stalls are occupied.

Order a pizza. (This works great in bars that allow outside food deliveries. Call back the pizza parlor thirty minutes after you place your order, giving them plenty of time to start delivering the pizza, and tell them you can be found in the last stall in the men's bathroom. Refuse to leave until you get your pizza.)

Stick your head over an occupied stall and ask for the time.

Tell people that they're on TV. Point to some random spot on the far wall and ask them to "smile for the camera".

Lie down across all the sinks and pretend to be passed out.

Use a stopwatch to time people going to the bathroom. Cheer them on to encourage good performance.

Hold your hand in front of a hand dryer while someone's using it.

Pour a bucket of water over an occupied stall.

Grab someone's ass really hard while they're using a urinal, and see how far you can get before they catch you.

Guard the paper towel dispenser in the name of the Earth Liberation Front.

Say to the guy at the next urinal: "This is the best part about being gay."

Say, "Huh, that's funny. I don't remember eating asparagus."

Turn off the faucet while someone's washing their hands. Repeat.

Pee on someone's leg and tell them it's raining.

Offer to blow-dry other people's hands with your mouth to save energy.

Point at someone's crotch while they're using a urinal and yell, "Ha ha, your fly is down!"

Put on a hand puppet show underneath the stall next to you.

Complain about the size of your penis.

While inside the bathroom, ask where the nearest bathroom is. After you've received a puzzled look or response, reply, "I'm not looking for a toilet, you moron, I'm looking for a bathroom. Haven't you ever taken a bath? Apparently not. No wonder it smells like shit in here."

Demand to know where the glory holes are.

Walk up behind someone who's using a urinal and wrap his head in toilet paper.

Ask a friend to help you stage a live audio performance of a violent mugging for your unwitting audience inside the stalls. Make sure the final line of dialogue is, "You come out of there and I'll blow your fucking head off."

Inside a stall, pretend to be talking to a young child, "That's right Johnny, remember what I told you about unzipping your fly? Oh, now look what you did!" Then slap your hands twice and make crying noises.

Hang a realistic dummy from a noose inside one of the stalls as a wacky surprise for the next visitor.

Knock on the stall next to you and say, "Do you have enough toilet paper in there? I got plenty if you need some."

Put up a sign above the sink that says "Did you remember to wipe?"

Put up a sign that says, "This is the legally required 'Employees must wash hands' sign which we disregard on a daily basis."

Put up a sign that says "Caution: please do not use toilets."

Fill the liquid soap containers with motor oil.

Have (mobile) phone sex while standing at a urinal.

Smear peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper, drop it between stalls, and curse yourself for being clumsy.

Flash people standing just outside the bathroom door. Tell them that you've finally "found the loophole".

Pump soap for people, give out paper towels, and demand tips.

Wear a camera around your neck and offer to take people's photos for money.

When the bathroom is empty, get down on your hands and knees and hold your face over one of the urinals. Wait in that position until someone enters the bathroom. Act as if you're embarrassed to be caught.

See how long you can do a raspberry inside one of the stalls before someone asks you if you're alright.

Whisper, "Now spread your legs, honey. Oh yeah, that's it."

Drop a small, unclothed, plastic baby doll in a toilet, along with an ample supply of red food coloring.

Identify people who have not washed their hands. Follow them out of the bathroom and publicly announce this fact.

Congratulate yourself aloud on a job well done.

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damn! so embarrassing.
fell and sprained my ankle while sprinting down the stairs.
it got the whole world talking about it for awhile.
they were telling me its my slightly over sized shoe that made me trip.
but i prefer to think its my own clumsiness.
now i am limping around.. uhhh..
damn!

i m going to practice sprinting down the stairs and up the stairs.. once i recover.
this is for situations when all 3 lifts on my block malfunctions and i need to rush home for toilet. or rush downstairs for the letterbox. yeah man.

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