Been falling sick so i m resting at home.

Had the weirdest dream last night.
My mom force me to marry some unknown girl!!
okok.. read on for details.

In the dream..it all begins when i woke up from bed..
my mom was like.. hey edwin.. you are going to get married today!
Then she make me go to the wedding ceremory.. the one which excanges vow and stuff..
there were like hundreds of people from both families.

I saw all my relatives.. they were so excited.
I was in a blur.. like huh? since when do i have a gf let alone getting married.

Somemore it is a stranger! I have never seen or heard of her in my life.

Then i was thinking if the bride is a nice lady then it shouldnt be too bad la.. right?
So i asked how old is she.
I was told she is born in 1979.
WTF?
10 years older than me?

i was thinking nvm.. as long as she looks young and is nice can liao.
So i went into the ceremony hall and saw her there.
Almost faint.

I was like eh.. u sure she is born in 1979?
She looks as old as my mom sia!!

I was like omg.. why me sia? I dun know her.. why all my relatives and parents force me to marry one old woman???
Everyone acts as if this is a real wedding and nothing is wrong like dat.

Kaoz.. when i was abt to sign the marriage certificate.. i saw her date of birth.. 1969..
AHHH!!! OOMG! She is like freaking 20 years older than me.. enuff to be my mom liao sia!!!

I was thinking of a way to get out or smt without embarassing anyone, including myself. Then i came up with this plan.. marry now divorce later.
Then i woke up with my heart pumping like siao.. luckily it is a dream or i may just kill myself.
Wow man.. it was really a wtf dream.

A few years age gap.. like 2-3 years is ok la..
wa lao eh.. give me 20 years age gap.. siao ah!