went to meet some of the 0806s just now at woodlands.
discussed about.. service learning.. future class outings and a new class t-shirt.. haha.
think the service learning thing is going to be fun if we can carry it out.
still have to wake up early for work tml.
sianz.
31 May 2009
30 May 2009
27 May 2009
went for a jog just now and came back with a bad rib pain.
omg. cant even breathe in fully.
went to a private clinic.. my lungs, heart, ribs are fine.
he's got no freaking idea whats wrong.
"i suggest that you do a check at the hospital asap"
and so.. i went...
home.
25 May 2009
been on leave since 17may and returning to work on 27may.
wow i am becoming increasing lazy!! dun even feel like going back to work lo.. and its not excatly my job anyways.. dun even know why i call it 'work' instead of 'duty'.zzz.
nvm.. 5.5 more months.. haha.. then i can slack all i can!! even though i am slacking like crazy now.
was looking through some old photos of the class back in jc.
lol.. so many retarded pictures of us doing stupid stuff.. haha.
wish i hadnt graduated so soon.. haha
24 May 2009
i need to complain!
There's this guy in the opposite block who has been singing this jay chou's song since morning! Non-stop! The worst part is he sang like shit. To all people who sings like shit.. pls.. be like me dun open ur mouth to sing even when u r alone.
knn.. his atrocious kns singing is giving me a headache.
23 May 2009
have been on a long holiday since 17may. dun feel like going back to work lor.
Gonna ord in 5.5 months time, but it seem like an eternity.
quickly ord and go get an office job. 8am-5pm.
start at 8 sharp and end at 5 sharp not like some stupid job that starts 1 hour earlier than the designated time and end 2 hours later that the supposed time.
21 May 2009
0806 chalet at HTNS Pasir Ris.
The compound of the chalet and the chalet building itself is abit run down and ill-maintained, nevertheless, i still enjoyed myself there.
Spend most of the time in the chalet.. eating and sleeping, then talking crap and watching tvee.. playing some games. No night cycling this time and no pulau ubin trip.. i guess because everyone is tired and broke. haha.
I think its cool to live there.. if its not so old.. if i have my own car.. and if there are not so many mosquitoes!!
16 May 2009
had a mini gathering just now at rivervale plaza macdonalds with a small group of friends from rivervale primary school class 6A (2001).
has been 7-8 years since we graduated from the school.. and 3-4 years since the last outing.. haha.. had a great time chatting about all those that happened in primary 6.
do you rmb the guy who always go to toilet during lesson?
hey last time this guy had a crush on this girl right?
Rmb the teacher who scolded us during science lesson?
and more.. haha..
think the girls we once bullied in primary 6 now grow up to be fine ladies already..
while the boys.. oh well.. are still boys.. haha.
looking forward to the next gathering, hopefully there will be more people coming =)
04 May 2009
so warm and humid.. ahh.. cannot take it sia!!
think i should quite wasting my time and start doing something meaningful.
been saying this since 8 months ago.. haha and still haven done anything meaningful yet.
spend my time at home watching movies, playing dota and cs.
zzz... what else can i do at home?
maybe i should start exercising!
my last ippt was 1 year ago.. lol.. and haven been training since then!!!!!
02 May 2009
sometimes i seriously feel sian about going for work.
actually, i feel sian all the time.. haha.
everyday at work i will be praying that its not a busy day today.
i just wanna have time to eat my meals properly and not rush like crazy.
29 April 2009
i seriously wonder who the hell invented cosmetics and 'make-ups'.
why invent something that makes a once beautiful lady into a monster.. this is atrocious!!
just got promoted to sgt. the rank feels so heavy on the shoulders.. maybe its just too heavy for me to carry.
28 April 2009
been almost 6 months since i last bowled.
went yishun safra to bowl today.
bowled like shit, but thats not the main point.
my middle finger is gone.
probably from the friction created between the tip of the middle finger and the ball while bowling. it caused a tear and subsequently turned into a hole at the top segment of the middle finger.. any deeper it would have reached my flesh already.
knn.. i m typing this post with my ring finger lor.. the middle finger is handicapped already. luckily i dun use it to point at ppl one.. haha. erps.
ok i will stop complaining of the pain like a gay.. but its really painful when the water touches the wound..zzz...
26 April 2009
18 April 2009
so, how did my spend 17th april?
woke up in the morning.. went to work.. came back at 2345hrs.
thats how i spend it.. -.-''' worked the whole day. erps!
anyways, thanks for all the 'happy birthdays!'
and i think this is one of the better birthdays in 20 years cuz there is no cake this year.. whaha!!
honestly, i hate singing songs, blowing candles, making wish and cutting cakes. it just makes me feel so old!!
there's an ulcer in my mouth.. damit so pain!
17 April 2009
thanks jel for being the first to wish me happy birthday at 0001hrs.. haha.
ooo.. i have turned 20.. and i am working for the whole day on my birthday.. what a great way to celebrate turning 20.. haha.
i am no longer a teenager.. but how i wish i m still a teenager..
20 sounds so old.. it sounds like 30.. cant imagine how 30 is when i turn 30.. it probably sounds like 40 when i m 30.
and thanks to the gang for the banana and the watch.. haha.. as for the birthday wish.. hm..
all i want is "motivation".
blah.. back to playing my comp!
16 April 2009
12 April 2009
went sentosa with the gang today.
the last time we went there together was on 15 dec 2007, that was like 1 year 4 months ago.
wow time really flies huh?
rmb the last time we went there, i tried to piggyback pris but dropped her like a sack of potatoes a couple of times before finally able to piggyback her. haha.
The water and beach really wore me out.
Beach volleyball. what's that?
we dont even know how to play. just whacking a ball here and there.. and actually spend most of the time picking up the ball than playing.. haha.
ended up playing captain's ball and cards instead.
went vivo and ate at secret recipe after that. the plain ice water cost 50 cents ok.. but ice without water is free of charge. so the water cost 50 cents!! That's omg ridiculous.
had a nice day outside.. haha..
but.. thinking of work tml is really sian.. wish i wasnt working tml.
something to add.. girls can really bear grudges.. seriously.
10 April 2009
41 Stupid Things to Do in a Men's Public Restroom
by Jason Roth
Introduce yourself to the guy at the next urinal.
Turn the light off while stalls are occupied.
Order a pizza. (This works great in bars that allow outside food deliveries. Call back the pizza parlor thirty minutes after you place your order, giving them plenty of time to start delivering the pizza, and tell them you can be found in the last stall in the men's bathroom. Refuse to leave until you get your pizza.)
Stick your head over an occupied stall and ask for the time.
Tell people that they're on TV. Point to some random spot on the far wall and ask them to "smile for the camera".
Lie down across all the sinks and pretend to be passed out.
Use a stopwatch to time people going to the bathroom. Cheer them on to encourage good performance.
Hold your hand in front of a hand dryer while someone's using it.
Pour a bucket of water over an occupied stall.
Grab someone's ass really hard while they're using a urinal, and see how far you can get before they catch you.
Guard the paper towel dispenser in the name of the Earth Liberation Front.
Say to the guy at the next urinal: "This is the best part about being gay."
Say, "Huh, that's funny. I don't remember eating asparagus."
Turn off the faucet while someone's washing their hands. Repeat.
Pee on someone's leg and tell them it's raining.
Offer to blow-dry other people's hands with your mouth to save energy.
Point at someone's crotch while they're using a urinal and yell, "Ha ha, your fly is down!"
Put on a hand puppet show underneath the stall next to you.
Complain about the size of your penis.
While inside the bathroom, ask where the nearest bathroom is. After you've received a puzzled look or response, reply, "I'm not looking for a toilet, you moron, I'm looking for a bathroom. Haven't you ever taken a bath? Apparently not. No wonder it smells like shit in here."
Demand to know where the glory holes are.
Walk up behind someone who's using a urinal and wrap his head in toilet paper.
Ask a friend to help you stage a live audio performance of a violent mugging for your unwitting audience inside the stalls. Make sure the final line of dialogue is, "You come out of there and I'll blow your fucking head off."
Inside a stall, pretend to be talking to a young child, "That's right Johnny, remember what I told you about unzipping your fly? Oh, now look what you did!" Then slap your hands twice and make crying noises.
Hang a realistic dummy from a noose inside one of the stalls as a wacky surprise for the next visitor.
Knock on the stall next to you and say, "Do you have enough toilet paper in there? I got plenty if you need some."
Put up a sign above the sink that says "Did you remember to wipe?"
Put up a sign that says, "This is the legally required 'Employees must wash hands' sign which we disregard on a daily basis."
Put up a sign that says "Caution: please do not use toilets."
Fill the liquid soap containers with motor oil.
Have (mobile) phone sex while standing at a urinal.
Smear peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper, drop it between stalls, and curse yourself for being clumsy.
Flash people standing just outside the bathroom door. Tell them that you've finally "found the loophole".
Pump soap for people, give out paper towels, and demand tips.
Wear a camera around your neck and offer to take people's photos for money.
When the bathroom is empty, get down on your hands and knees and hold your face over one of the urinals. Wait in that position until someone enters the bathroom. Act as if you're embarrassed to be caught.
See how long you can do a raspberry inside one of the stalls before someone asks you if you're alright.
Whisper, "Now spread your legs, honey. Oh yeah, that's it."
Drop a small, unclothed, plastic baby doll in a toilet, along with an ample supply of red food coloring.
Identify people who have not washed their hands. Follow them out of the bathroom and publicly announce this fact.
Congratulate yourself aloud on a job well done.
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