been almost 6 months since i last bowled.
went yishun safra to bowl today.
bowled like shit, but thats not the main point.
my middle finger is gone.
probably from the friction created between the tip of the middle finger and the ball while bowling. it caused a tear and subsequently turned into a hole at the top segment of the middle finger.. any deeper it would have reached my flesh already.
knn.. i m typing this post with my ring finger lor.. the middle finger is handicapped already. luckily i dun use it to point at ppl one.. haha. erps.
ok i will stop complaining of the pain like a gay.. but its really painful when the water touches the wound..zzz...
28 April 2009
26 April 2009
18 April 2009
so, how did my spend 17th april?
woke up in the morning.. went to work.. came back at 2345hrs.
thats how i spend it.. -.-''' worked the whole day. erps!
anyways, thanks for all the 'happy birthdays!'
and i think this is one of the better birthdays in 20 years cuz there is no cake this year.. whaha!!
honestly, i hate singing songs, blowing candles, making wish and cutting cakes. it just makes me feel so old!!
there's an ulcer in my mouth.. damit so pain!
17 April 2009
thanks jel for being the first to wish me happy birthday at 0001hrs.. haha.
ooo.. i have turned 20.. and i am working for the whole day on my birthday.. what a great way to celebrate turning 20.. haha.
i am no longer a teenager.. but how i wish i m still a teenager..
20 sounds so old.. it sounds like 30.. cant imagine how 30 is when i turn 30.. it probably sounds like 40 when i m 30.
and thanks to the gang for the banana and the watch.. haha.. as for the birthday wish.. hm..
all i want is "motivation".
blah.. back to playing my comp!
16 April 2009
12 April 2009
went sentosa with the gang today.
the last time we went there together was on 15 dec 2007, that was like 1 year 4 months ago.
wow time really flies huh?
rmb the last time we went there, i tried to piggyback pris but dropped her like a sack of potatoes a couple of times before finally able to piggyback her. haha.
The water and beach really wore me out.
Beach volleyball. what's that?
we dont even know how to play. just whacking a ball here and there.. and actually spend most of the time picking up the ball than playing.. haha.
ended up playing captain's ball and cards instead.
went vivo and ate at secret recipe after that. the plain ice water cost 50 cents ok.. but ice without water is free of charge. so the water cost 50 cents!! That's omg ridiculous.
had a nice day outside.. haha..
but.. thinking of work tml is really sian.. wish i wasnt working tml.
something to add.. girls can really bear grudges.. seriously.
10 April 2009
41 Stupid Things to Do in a Men's Public Restroom
by Jason Roth
Introduce yourself to the guy at the next urinal.
Turn the light off while stalls are occupied.
Order a pizza. (This works great in bars that allow outside food deliveries. Call back the pizza parlor thirty minutes after you place your order, giving them plenty of time to start delivering the pizza, and tell them you can be found in the last stall in the men's bathroom. Refuse to leave until you get your pizza.)
Stick your head over an occupied stall and ask for the time.
Tell people that they're on TV. Point to some random spot on the far wall and ask them to "smile for the camera".
Lie down across all the sinks and pretend to be passed out.
Use a stopwatch to time people going to the bathroom. Cheer them on to encourage good performance.
Hold your hand in front of a hand dryer while someone's using it.
Pour a bucket of water over an occupied stall.
Grab someone's ass really hard while they're using a urinal, and see how far you can get before they catch you.
Guard the paper towel dispenser in the name of the Earth Liberation Front.
Say to the guy at the next urinal: "This is the best part about being gay."
Say, "Huh, that's funny. I don't remember eating asparagus."
Turn off the faucet while someone's washing their hands. Repeat.
Pee on someone's leg and tell them it's raining.
Offer to blow-dry other people's hands with your mouth to save energy.
Point at someone's crotch while they're using a urinal and yell, "Ha ha, your fly is down!"
Put on a hand puppet show underneath the stall next to you.
Complain about the size of your penis.
While inside the bathroom, ask where the nearest bathroom is. After you've received a puzzled look or response, reply, "I'm not looking for a toilet, you moron, I'm looking for a bathroom. Haven't you ever taken a bath? Apparently not. No wonder it smells like shit in here."
Demand to know where the glory holes are.
Walk up behind someone who's using a urinal and wrap his head in toilet paper.
Ask a friend to help you stage a live audio performance of a violent mugging for your unwitting audience inside the stalls. Make sure the final line of dialogue is, "You come out of there and I'll blow your fucking head off."
Inside a stall, pretend to be talking to a young child, "That's right Johnny, remember what I told you about unzipping your fly? Oh, now look what you did!" Then slap your hands twice and make crying noises.
Hang a realistic dummy from a noose inside one of the stalls as a wacky surprise for the next visitor.
Knock on the stall next to you and say, "Do you have enough toilet paper in there? I got plenty if you need some."
Put up a sign above the sink that says "Did you remember to wipe?"
Put up a sign that says, "This is the legally required 'Employees must wash hands' sign which we disregard on a daily basis."
Put up a sign that says "Caution: please do not use toilets."
Fill the liquid soap containers with motor oil.
Have (mobile) phone sex while standing at a urinal.
Smear peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper, drop it between stalls, and curse yourself for being clumsy.
Flash people standing just outside the bathroom door. Tell them that you've finally "found the loophole".
Pump soap for people, give out paper towels, and demand tips.
Wear a camera around your neck and offer to take people's photos for money.
When the bathroom is empty, get down on your hands and knees and hold your face over one of the urinals. Wait in that position until someone enters the bathroom. Act as if you're embarrassed to be caught.
See how long you can do a raspberry inside one of the stalls before someone asks you if you're alright.
Whisper, "Now spread your legs, honey. Oh yeah, that's it."
Drop a small, unclothed, plastic baby doll in a toilet, along with an ample supply of red food coloring.
Identify people who have not washed their hands. Follow them out of the bathroom and publicly announce this fact.
Congratulate yourself aloud on a job well done.
01 April 2009
damn! so embarrassing.
fell and sprained my ankle while sprinting down the stairs.
it got the whole world talking about it for awhile.
they were telling me its my slightly over sized shoe that made me trip.
but i prefer to think its my own clumsiness.
now i am limping around.. uhhh..
damn!
i m going to practice sprinting down the stairs and up the stairs.. once i recover.
this is for situations when all 3 lifts on my block malfunctions and i need to rush home for toilet. or rush downstairs for the letterbox. yeah man.
27 March 2009
Living the life of a pig.
Been lazing around, eating, playing comp, watching drama, watching movies, slacking at home. leading meaningless off days. Guess i need to start doing something more meaningful. hm.. been saying that since months back but i m still slacking like this.. haha.
my mom is asking me when am i getting a gf. lol.. she's been asking alot of this lately.
ah.. no motivation..
come on! i need some sacarstic remarks from some skeptics!
26 March 2009
why are some people so addicted to computer games to the extent of turning violent when they cant get to play?
Read more...24 March 2009
so nice to be home after a long day's work.
left home at 630am.. reached home at 10pm.
ahhh.. its so nice to slack around.. wish i can stay at home everyday.. hahahaha.
hm.. why are some ppl just so rude and cowardy?
if you dare to do it so openly, just admit it la..zzz.
why are people so curious?
must crowd around and see what's going on.
irritaing.
22 March 2009
seen so many married couples quarreling.. tink its really sad.
it makes marriage looks like some terrible thing.
makes me wonder if 2 person can stay together forever.
forever means a long time you know.
if you marry at 30 and like live till 75.. its like staying tgt for 45 yrs.
some young couples cant even last past 4.5 years.. or 4.5 months..lol.
19 March 2009
18 March 2009
while walking home this morning something caught my attention.
out of the corner of my eye, i saw a small transparent plastic bag 'fluttering' on a patch of grass by the roadside.
It's not only 'fluttering', its also 'rolling' and even 'jumping'. The funny this is.. there's no wind at all.
Being curious i went over a check what's going on and guess what???
There's a bird inside the plastic bag.
Probably went into the plastic bag which contained some scraps of food and ate his breakfast.. then dunno how to get out.. haha.
15 March 2009
went out with the gang to celebrate pris birthday!
sorry i smashed the cake..lol.
Think its nice to meet once in a few months.
haha.. i know my blog is borrriinnggg!!
cos my life is borrrriinngggg!!
i cant blog about work.. if not i'll get into trouble.
what about non-work related stuff?
Most of the time spend infront of this comp.
watching nba games, bowling competitions, and lots of drama.
That's basically how i live my life now.
13 March 2009
Been watching some Japanese dramas lately.
one retarded one..lol..akihabara@deep.. nothing much..
Aim for Aces.. tennis related.. not bad.
Kurosagi.. About a Black Swindler (A swindler who swindles swindlers).. nice =)
currently watching Honey and Clover. Its about 5 friends and their love triangles. hm.. the rating doesnt seem very good but i am enjoying it. Just too bad huh? sometimes we realise that not all things can go our way.
Still trying to find the one ultimate japanese romance drama. The best so far is Proposal Daisakusen. This show really made my heart ache for the 10 episodes.. lol.
06 March 2009
why was i so busy?
din even know what hit me.
and before i know it, its already 1230am and i was just starting to eat my dinner. lol.
ahhh.. off days!
i love off days!!
02 March 2009
Woah! Its march already. Time flies huh?
Haven been bowling for many months. Where did my passion went to??
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